Bob admits: 'I love IE6!'
The modern civilized world is today reeling in shock at the confession of Bob Jones that he is a lover of Internet Explorer 6.
Bob made the shock confession during the late night radio phone-in show, "The Love Doctor". The show is a live match-making service that aims to hook up strangers on-air, much to the enjoyment of voyeuristic listeners with nothing better to do after midnight.
When asked to describe his hobbies to a prospective date, Bob let slip, "I like to play with IE6!"
"You what?" asked his prospective date (whose name, we have since learned, is Larry).
"You know: that groundbreaking piece of internet browsing software – Internet Explorer 6." Bob proudly replied.
Larry hung up, and Bob's hopes of finally finding romance on national radio ground swiftly to a halt.
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"After Bob's call, our switchboard simply exploded!" said DJ Ladylover, host of the Love Doctor. "Listeners could simply not believe Bob's confession."
Concerned for Bob's safety, the station quickly informed police who visited Bob's apartment, suspecting that he could possibly be a danger to himself, other people or small animals.
"We conducted a search of Bob's apartment, and asked a series of questions to ascertain his mental state," reported police sergeant Clive Barker. "He did seem a bit thick, but we unfortunately cannot do anything. Stupidity is not illegal."
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